Thursday, January 8, 2009

This may hurt a little...

Who am I kidding? This will hurt a lot! This Saturday morning, you can finally fulfill your New Year's resolution to injure yourself in a painful manner with brain-melting, ear-gouging, cranium-tunneling, ever-unfolding


In a broadcast too big for just one show, the infamous sound mongers who bring you "It's Too Damn Early" and "Sweet Action Radio" will be pegging all needles deep in the red for a full three-and-a-half hours. Yes-- you guessed it-- we're doing another


"What," you say? "I don't fully understand your proposition." Allow me to explain, in simple terms. We will be broadcasting the most bestial, absonant sonic creations in existence, with a complete and callous disregard for your sensibilities as a listener. As a helpful DJ, it is my duty to inform you that the aforementioned broadcast will consist solely of


easily the greatest noise artist of all time. The broadcast starts at 3 a.m., and continues until 6:30 a.m. or the transmitter melts-- whichever comes first. So, sharpen your ear buds to a fine point, and join us this Saturday, January 10th on WDBX 91.1 FM.



Your advertising skills are shitty to say the least. I enjoy reading the bytelife for Carbondale news and information. I could give two shits about a hack radio show in the middle of the night.

Go crawl back into your cave where you belong.
I get a lot of complaints from anonymous mouth-breathing drunks furtively typing away late at night in a desperate attempt to be noticed by society, but your sort of criticism is completely different-- you signed it!

I'm looking forward to seeing how you choose to scale up your macho aggression now that you've been neatly re-buffed online. You should seriously think about bringing a mob with torches! The whole frustrated troll thing is so like, "1996 called-- they want your interwebs back!"
Your response is even more dumb than the stupid advertisement you posted. It is clear that you have no more than a third grade IQ.
Don't stop now! You haven't compared me to Hitler yet!
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