Carbondale Bytelife

I'm hammering this shocking news in with an included visual:


I'll admit, I don't fully understand this arcane process of impeachment. Perhaps a kind reader can describe it to me in simple terms. How long does it take before the Governor has to flee the palace?

For extra fun, phrase your answer as a poem.

Also, how is it that I got to "scoop" Scott on this one? After you're done explaining Illinois politricks, please check that Scott is still breathing. Thank you!