Carbondale Bytelife

All of Carbondale's finest and most elite citizens will have already received their gold-embossed invites by the time you read this, and frankly, I don't even know why I'm mentioning it-- oh of course I do, the GLAMOUR-- but perhaps while you're consuming boxed spirits (or whatever it is that you people do on Saturday mornings from 4 to 6:30, I'm sure I don't know) it might give you a bit of cheer to consider all the gaiety your high-class betters will be delighting in while listening to refined musical outpourings at the charming and quaint little cottage colloquially known as WDBX-FM.

Run-on sentences are so droll!

For this week's diversion, the provincial musicians' outfit "Glass Pyramid" has been chosen not only for their gentility, but also out of recognition for an exquisite sense of form and meter. The French courtesians put it best: "Il est comme une licorne joignant à la rapidité et à la grande chaleur."